Mayoral campaign is being owned as we speak. It will be made of win and awesome, and everyone will be in awe over true Asian ways.
Meanwhile, Beardo owes me groceries. Again.
Your unconditional love and support is staggering. Really.
Just in the off chance you've heard rumors.
That's right. Kurosaki Ichigo's running for mayor.
I do it for ???? and profit.
If I were older, not busy with other things, and actually gave a damn, I think I'd offer to be Samurai Honky's running mate. Because, really, how awesome would that be? Weeaboo and the real thing running Desai.
...Yeah, then I realized it was Samurai Honky, and decided to work some more toward my epic flying mount.
Anyway. Beardo lost his cow. And still hasn't gotten me groceries. I am relying on the kindness of others and his bank card to get me through the days. THIS is what kind of father I have.
There's obviously something wrong when I decide these apartments blow and living with Beardo is better.
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IT'S BECAUSE I TOOK THE LAST COOKIE THAT ONE TIME, ISN'T IT? WHY. WHY.
I actually agree with the wee one. Something's not right, with everyone...
Beardo. I still need groceries. And you need to register Karin and Yuzu in school. Am I going to have to do it myself?
Someone PLEASE stop Dante from calling my voice mail and SINGING into it. PLEASE. I mean, while I completely agree "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" is hilarious, I have, at present count, something upward of thirty voice mails. Because he calls, sings a line to drive me batshit, and hangs up. Someone go knock him unconscious.
I would? But I'm in a raid, and I had to AFK to type this.
Anyway. BEARDO. WHERE ARE YOU. YOU OWE ME GROCERIES.